This weblog is dedicated to the production of articles, essays and comments completely without journalistic merit or factual basis, as this would entail leaving my chair or actually working.

Names, places and events are generally fictitious, except for family members and public figures about which I may have heard something down at the local bar.

All contents are intended as fictitious/parody and should be construed as such. I have no agenda other than the dutiful appreciation of smooth, smooth Scotch Whiskey.

All contents of the weblog, including images, are copyright © 2004, all rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction of this material in any format is prohibited.

Do me a favor and don't steal my stuff; surely you have better things to do, but you are certainly welcome to direct your friends and associates to it..

I link to other websites for a good reason, usually because I think they are worth a visit, sometimes because I am being blackmailed. Please note that, while I don't link to sites with offensive or illegal content, this weblog is not responsible for the content of external sites. Most sites I link to, like this site, are intended for those 18 years and older.

Send me your comments, questions, or subpoenas. No, wait, not that last one. Stick to questions and comments.